Okay, maybe not quite. Hi, I'm Leca, and some of you might know me from a stint here back in the lj days. I'm back!

And I'll be bringing you one super-cheerful fellow named Usaki, who comes from the manga Dolls. Except minus the cheerful part. In fact, he's kind of got a stick up his butt, has a thing for rules, and is going to be rather lost without his job as part of a special execution squad.

But hey, he'll get to inflict terrible dreams on everyone and get used to having the inner parts of his head that he keeps all locked up examined by strangers. What could go wrong?

If you for some reason actually need to talk to me, feel free to send a PM to my character journal, hit me up on aim at lecanis or lecanis or IDK yell really loud and I'll try to psychically pick up your... yeah okay let's go with those first few options instead.

Hi I'm Pip and I like puns.

A lot.

You'll be seeing a lot of dumb puns, but hopefully that will be okay because Yoshika Miyako here is from Touhou Project and she's pretty dumb too. You may know Touhou as that anime where everyone wears a diaper on their head and resolve conflicts through excessive magical violence while MIDI trumpets blare in the background.

I am not joking about any of that.

To note: she is basically a zombie (Chinese "hopping" vampire), so take all the necessary precautions (or don't) and avoid getting bitten (or don't!) but anything else you need to know is right on her journal! As for the whole "master" business, that would be none other than your resident hermit Seiga Kaku (wickedthiswaycomes).

You can hit me up on simplypip for any shenanigans, though my timeline is private, and for everything else I've got an OOC contact post too.

Can't wait to hop int— THE MUN RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS PUN HAS BEEN SACKED

Hello everyone! I'm Cora, and I'm bringing in (back?) Subaru Sumeragi from CLAMP's Tokyo Babylon and X. I know there was a Tokyo Babylon version of Subaru in the past, but I've brought him in from the almost very "end" (read UNFINISHED) of X (Right before 18.5). So essentially he has 10000 times the angst that TB Subaru does for a large number of reasons. He's also about nine years older, so 25 instead of 16.

There's lots of additional information about him over in his his profile if anyone who had CR with the previous Subaru but isn't as familiar with with happens to him to turn him into an incredibly tortured soul. Warning: lots of spoilers.

SO YES anyway I am so excited to be here! Trivia: I played here a couple of years ago once upon a time, but with different characters, so I'm excited to be back, too!

Nice to meet all of you and I look forward to spending great times together! ♥

I am She Who Plays Too Many. Otherwise known as Erin. Anyway, I bring to you two new muses! IC intros will happen later because I am just too tired to manage it but here they are:

1. I bring you a tsukumogami by the name of Ren. What this means is that he's a katana that now has a soul after being around for 100 years. He hails from the series Jigoku Shoujo and was one of the helpers of Ai. Really he's completely neutral so he won't take sides with anyone and is sure to interact with people of all kinds. Mostly, he just wants to watch people to see what they do, how they react to things. He wants to learn about humans.

2. I also bring you a sour faced Potions Master by the name of Snape. He is not likely to make friends and has actually been here before. However, he will not remember that time so if you had a character that knew him and want them to act on that then feel free. Again, he's not going to know who they are and will likely not take well to them for knowing who he is. He has a dislike for one way streets, after all. Also, he has a permissions post so feel free to check that out.


Excited to have these two here and I hope you all enjoy them!

P.S. My plurk is neko142001 for people that think they might want to add me.

Well this was sudden and unexpected but I guess that's why he's the lotr character that speaks to me the most.

Greetings Som, Noah here (Mami and Sylvanas-mun) bringing along a Hobbit this time around. Meet Peregrin Took, Pippin to his friends, which he tends to makes quite easily. A "fool of a Took," Pippin's at least honest and loyal if a bit mischievious. Taking him from Return of the King while he's chilling in Minas Tirith with that crazy ass Steward.

If you need to contact me for anything, go ahead and try my plurk (cookierobots) or my aim (noahofdreams) and I look forward to smoking all your pipeweed!

Hello~ I'm Teag and I'm new here (but you can blame Kotetsu-mun for talking me into it. don'thurtmeilu.)


I'm shoving one Horst Cabal into the mix, whose profile can be found here. His home canon (the Johannes Cabal books) is kinda obscure far as I can tell (wtb more fandom) so hopefully the profile stuff will help answer questions and all, but the tl;dr here is that he's a fairly charismatic guy and awfully pleasant for one of the undead, please do not expose your vampire to sunlight/feed it garlic/dump it in holy water/feed after midnight-- I mean what. Also likely to be trying to fix whatever trouble his dear brother manages to cause here.


Basically I think he'll get on well and I'm really looking forward to playing him, so! If you for some reason want to contact me I'm usually on plurk where I am teag, or AIM at Chronic Hebetude, orrr my tumblr name is teaganne. I have some other stuff but it comes with the risk of not being signed into much or checked often.

Hey guys, this is Dakotah (player of one Tali'Zorah [opticshots]), bringing in... another technophile, actually. Whoops.

This is Estonia from Axis Powers Hetalia, aka that one manga/anime about all the countries. He has some pretty strange dreams in canon, so he ought to fit in perfectly in Somarium! He is pretty into computers and nordic stuff and can get pretty enthusiastic about things, even if they're weird. Especially if they're weird.

For plotting or chatting about Estonia (or Tali), feel free to send me a message on AIM, at boshtits or add me on plurk at eflat.

As you guys have noticed, I dropped Riku from Kingdom Hearts a few days ago. Sorry but I really wasn't feeling him ATM. I might have to mess around with him in a few memes to get more confident at him or get his voice back or something so posting him will actually be fun. I'm especially sorry to Mickey Mouse-mun for this! In the meantime, I'm apping another character (who I am pretty sure will stay this time. I've played Zidane Tribal for years and am more confident with his voice).

Dahlia is staying. However, I'm going to take a slowatus with her because of computer issues. My charger may be broken and we're getting a new one which will take 2-5 working days. Hopefully, it'll be sorted out by then. I'm currently using my mum's computer (which for some reason thinks that the DW sites I go to have porn on them. LMAO).

This just affects Dollie here.

Hey everyone! This is Levi, your resident Hanako player bringing in my second character.

This is Hina Kagiyama from that series of bullet hell games known as the Touhou Project!

While she's got a bad rap for being a goddess of misfortune and has so many taboos surrounding her that you'd never be able to count them all, she's actually quite kind, caring...and kind of motherly.

I'll probably set up her intro post later. As always, I can be contacted on AIM @ Lethalscribe, or Plurk @ thecaffeinator!

OH. Also, Permissions post Here!

 Hey there guys~ Michi here.

Say hello to Natsume Zange from Inu x Boku SS - and say hello to his permissions post when you get a chance. Because he's a youkai with a very interesting ability. That being, he can see into hearts, see people's pasts and futures... or even see what kind of underwear you're wearing - or not~ He acts like a goofball; high-energy, meddling, troublesome, but also very evasive regarding personal issues. If you want to know more about him, his application is on his journal. He'll be happy to pry with all of you. But yes, please don't forget his permissions post regarding his abilities and what he can/can't see about your characters. :3

ALSO. Julius Monrey is back after an absence. He's from Heart/Clover/WTFever no Kuni no Alice and he's been apped with his previous memories in tact so :3 Anyway he's a clock maker (Mortician in his world), an awkward man, hermit, and general line-face. But he's protective of his friends, and even if he's quiet and grumpy, he's loyal and protective of the people he cares about.

I'll probably have IC intro posts up later today

I LOOK FORWARD TO PESTERING YOU ALL and linefacing at you too. :3

Hello everyone! I'm Rachel, a newbie here at Som. I have the pleasure of playing the lovable Dwarf, Kili, from the book-turned-movie trilogy, The Hobbit. He's taken from the end of An Unexpected Journey, and his characterization/background will basically follow the movie-verse. He's a friendly character for the most part, and is somewhat naive and reckless at times. Any further info is here.

I can always be reached through this journal and now through raykes (feel free to add). I'm always open to RP discussions or just chatting. IC introduction will likely come tommorrow, but I'm looking forward to playing with all of you! ♥

Hello, Somarium!
This is Cura. Some of you might already know me as the mun who plays Maes Hughes (comradery) from FMA and Patti Thompson (pistolhappy) from Soul Eater.

This month, I'll be added two more characters to my Somarium Party, an awkward, broody elf that hates slavers, mages, and all manner of magic by the name of Fenris (trulyfree) from the video game Dragon Age 2 and a dedicated, pirate chef that is obsessed with boobs tits? hot chicks women who goes by Sanji (dartboard) from the prominent shounen series One Piece!

Fenris is fairly bad at socializing and making friends because he used to be a slave, but he secretly (or not so secretly?) really, really, really wants them (more specifically, people that understand him). Incidentally, Fenris is illiterate, and terrible at admitting to the fact. Ha. So the whole Dreamberry thing? Yeeeahhh... Feel free to leave him messages he can't read so he can get Hawke to read them for to him though!

Aaaaaaand Sanji's just going to flirt with every single one of your pretty ladies out there (of age, of course). I'm sorry. :|

I look forward to throwing these two into the fray with you guys!
As usual, you can find me on AIM (notyetcuraga) and on crashfade if you would like to chat or plot something. c:

Hey guys! Yes, it’s Emer again with her 5th character here! You guys sick of me yet??

For those of you who don’t know I currently play Guinevere Pendragon (servantgwen ), Carol Peletier (losteveryone ), Idrial (maidenidrial ) and Hermione Granger (brainboxgranger ). Today I am bringing you someone completely different to the gals I already play here. This is Debra Fucking Morgan from the TV show Dexter and she sure likes to drop more than a few f-bombs. In fact, it’s pretty much every sentence so…good luck with that. Of course she’s been working on not swearing in front of kids but we’ll see how that works out around here.

Deb is a Detective in Miami Metro, Homicide Department so of course she is definitely going to want to join the police force here. Whether she does or not is one thing but she’ll certainly try! So, Somarium I hope you’re all ready for her!

As always you can contact me on Plurk at servantgwen or PM me on any of my accounts.

Hey guys. Megu here, player of Shiki Misaki and Yuri Nakamura. I just noticed that people have been using the location tag "Altered to Fit" to mean that the location of the log will be "altered to fit the scenario". It gets a little confusing because "Altered to Fit" is the name of Shiki's shop and it's also her home. I didn't notice before because I assumed people were just vising or walking by her shop and she happened to be absent during that time.

I'm really sorry for the confusion. ^^a;;;

Hello everyone,

I am taking a hiatus from tomorrow until roughly 20th. I am moving into my new house this week, and because I live in Northern Ireland, it takes an engineer over ten days to come out and install the broadband! I will be back here the second I have it!

Sorry to be disappearing! I got very short notice I would be getting the flat.

Percy will be a in dream coma until I get back.

This is Macaroni! I'm the mun of those CLAMP characters, Kamui from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, Nokoru Imonoyama from CLAMP School Detectives and Masamune Date from Gate 7. And I'm bringing in my fourth character! Let's see how long this lasts! And it's not a CLAMP character.

Xanxus from Katekyo Hitman REBORN! He's the leader of the Vongola's Independent Assassination Squad called the Varia. The Varia is pretty much a rowdy bunch and some of it's members have already been here in Somarium. Unforunately, they didn't have anyone to keep them in line!  Among the Varia, Xanxus is the worse of the worse. He's spoiled, conceited, calls everyone scum or trash and will treat you like shit! He likes his alcohol and making firearms. He has such a bad temper that flames comes out of his hand. No seriously it's one of his abilities! And he has a big kitty kat to keep him company! Don't be Liger food.

Looking forward to throwing him at all you! This is my first time playing Xanxus, I hope I do him justice!