Cue the worst OOC intro in all of Som history.

[hairgels]

I apped a gay into Som.
Don't ask me, please just be calm.
I look to you as a comm,
And now he's in your game.

I trade my tears for this dude,
Bowties and grins he's so rude.
I wasn't looking for shrewd,
But still, he's in your game.

Your game was boasting,
New threads, tags were coasting,
New plot, apps were posting,
Who you think's introing baby

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my plurk thing,
So add me maybe?

It's hard to look right at you, baby.
But here's a Warbler,
So tag him maybe?