sexyoldgirl: (The Doctor Song)
ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʀᴅɪs || sᴇxʏ ([personal profile] sexyoldgirl) wrote in [community profile] somarium_ooc2012-12-02 10:42 pm
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+1 Big Blue Box that's actually a ship that's currently human

Hello, hello!

I'm Xae and I've played here a few times before in the past but now I'm back. Today I bring you one ex-telephone police box that was actually a time and space ship in disguise. But wait! What's that you say? How can I play a police box? Well that's because the heart and soul of said ship has been dumped into a human body!

For those who are confused, I bring you the TARDIS from that one long British show known as Doctor Who. Obviously she's from the episode 6.04: The Doctor's Wife. Because she exists across all of time and space in her canon, has special abilities like telepathy, precog and retrocog and may be a bit of a 4th waller...she has a permissions post!

Anyway, I'm usually on [plurk.com profile] Tsukeru and sometimes on AIM under FeathersGlow. I look forward to playing with all of you and will intro either in a bit or tomorrow~ ♥
crimogen: deal with it (sunglasses are always the best disguise)

[personal profile] crimogen 2012-12-03 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god yes

watch this guy go 'what' because GUESS WHAT the Doctor happens to be his flatmate hahahaha and he never watched the Neil Gaiman episode
crimogen: can't I even have one sodding day off (not this again)

[personal profile] crimogen 2012-12-03 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
he's going to give you all the sideying, jsyk

I watched DW for the first time because of him... and then downloaded everything else. So yeah, I can't blame you there. Sob. But now I have a feeling Lestrade is going to have to get a bigger place now because if Idris is going to stay with them there is not enough room...

although Eleven sleeps on a hammock in his room even though there is a bed...

so

/)_(\ what is Lestrade's life
crimogen: and then even the king began to wonder. (a study in facepalms)

[personal profile] crimogen 2012-12-03 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
his name is Lestrade!!!! X(

Just don't mind Lestrade as he facepalms forever.

To everything.

As if his life wasn't crazy enough already.
crimogen: what the hell is going on here (did you say that John is kidnapped?)

[personal profile] crimogen 2012-12-03 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
this is true... but Lestrade will still try anyway, at least until its clear that it'll never work

oh man yes, Lestrade is secretly glad that he'll never end up going with the Doctor. He's enough trouble as it is in Somarium itself... and he will be sure to stock up on fire extinguishers. A lot of them.
crimogen: now I've really seen everything (there is a head in the fridge)

[personal profile] crimogen 2012-12-03 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
he will learn how to deal with it. eventually.

He actually does know that, but like a normal, sane person he keeps that all under wraps, even if Eleven tries to encourage it out. He wants to remain alive and well, thank you very much.

Fire extinguishers and a lot of other things.
crimogen: maybe I shouldn't have said yes (contemplations)

[personal profile] crimogen 2012-12-03 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
such is Lestrade's life, dealing with all the crazies

Sane is normal, and he wishes more people could actually appreciate that around here. ):

Lestrade has given up on the kitchen, Eleven painted his toaster blue and renaimed it as the TARSTER. Among other things.
crimogen: maybe Mycroft had a point to send me here (I'm enjoying this)

[personal profile] crimogen 2012-12-03 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
but dull is so nice and safe, why can't people understand that ;_;

Pretty much, yeeeep. Without the voice of reason the Doctor will just do all the dumb things and get themselves killed. >_>

well the renaming didn't happen but yes, they have a TARDIS-blue toaster. Lestrade does use it to make toast because the Doctor rewired it when he was bored and waiting for Lestrade to wake up.
crimogen: driving happens to be a hobby (taking the wheel)

[personal profile] crimogen 2012-12-03 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
this is sadly true... but Lestrade isn't going to like it anyway |:

Lestrade and Sexy can sit together with tea and sigh over the Doctor and how insane he is at times.

Yeaaaaah. B) And now that Sexy is here Lestrade doesn't have to be dragged out by the Doctor so much now. Small mercies and all that.
crimogen: maybe I shouldn't have said yes (contemplations)

[personal profile] crimogen 2012-12-03 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
he tries... but it never really works. too many crazy people :'(

Lestrade will just listen and nod. And then give more tea because they both need it.

Sooob not you too, Sexy. Wait until you meet Sherlock and John, and then you all can have adventures while Lestrade attempts to be the sane guy among it all.
crimogen: looks like we could all use a drink (what's up bro)

[personal profile] crimogen 2012-12-03 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
somebody should tell that to him, he needs a confidence boost

I'm sure there's a bit of everything in the flat. Eleven buys strange things when the go shopping.

They will be the best five ever. Or the worst, depending.
crimogen: stop it before I punch you in the face (no I'm really not impressed)

[personal profile] crimogen 2012-12-03 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
this is a good plan

Yes he is... although it took a bit for Lestrade to get it. But now he knows very well.

They will be unstoppable...! At least until Sherlock and the Doctor decides that competing against each other is much less boring.
crimogen: why do I still put up with you (Sherlock stop barging into my office)

[personal profile] crimogen 2012-12-03 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
the very best plan

Noooo what why did you stalk /)_(\ /brb hiding

Sob yes, and Lestrade will facepalm all over again, and the cycle repeats itself once more.
crimogen: another crime scene awaits (gotta dash)

[personal profile] crimogen 2012-12-03 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
oh god hiding forever now /deadcat

just

hiding