somarium_ooc | Oh. Hi. I didn't see you there.

Hello! For those who don't know me, I'm Cura, part-time mod and the mun behind Somarium's temperamental, Thedosian elf, Fenris (

trulyfree) of Dragon Age 2.

This round, I'm adding in a slightly less temperamental but still fairly socially and emotionally inept and frustrating Pointy-Eared Party Pooper(TM) by the name of Spock of Star Trek fame. He's from the alternate universe in the recent Star Trek films, arriving just a bit after the events of Star Trek: Into Darkness.

a gif to set the mood
For those who don't know the canon, he's basically a pragmatic, half-alien smartass that can't feelings properly. His hobbies include observing everything objectively, pointing out that human metaphors and idioms don't make sense, and teal deering. They also never taught him what contractions are in grade school so he sounds like a textbook when he talks (i.e. really really really boring). Feel free to point out whenever he gets too Spockward. Or don't. Whatever suits your fancy. :'D

I've been a bit preoccupied lately (Ha. Understatement.), but you can usually contact me via Plurk (

crashfade), by PMing any of my character journals (this one or Fenris'), or over AIM (notyetcuraga) for plotting or talking in general. c:

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Lets see how much trouble this cast can get into.

Yes. Let's.

First objective is how much can they ruin Bone's life in Som.

lol I think they already done that by arriving :'D

~~meanwhile I'll just be over here crying because Spoooooock ;;~~

~~I wish there were more AOS gifs of them~~
They need an adult :'D

I will never not love that gif omg

I would say they need a Jim but he does not count as an adult fffff

I love how Bones is just all, "God help me" hahahaha

Right? I was definitely thinking that when I hit submit lmao
Jim. An adult. Hahaha.

I've been tired of your shit for so long, Spock. Yeah.. but yet you still love him, Bones.

ikr?? JIM YOU CAN'T JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

They're seriously great bros once you get past the whole "I'm better than you" fights they have :'D

JIM NEEDS AN ADULT TOO. :T

They just like to get on each other's nerves to express their feelings. Or something. Then we get the magical moments of watching Bones get all concerned and worried when Spock is in trouble. ~~But it's not like I CARE OR ANYTHING:|~~

LMAO YEP. ALWAYS.

Bones, you tsundere. :'D It's okay. Spock is way worse since he also tries to pretend he doesn't care, but he does it so well people think he has no feelings at all. OTL
They express their love by arguing with each other. I guess their neighbors technically wouldn't be 100% wrong about what the yelling is for... /sob

He's the captain. How did this happen lol

D'awww Spock and his complicated feelings. And oh man, how many noise complaints are they gonna get before someone finally shoves them into counseling? Ha. Just imagine.

We just don't know. It's a good thing Spock and Bones have like alarms in their heads that go off when they sense Jim is up to something. :V

...this is something I need in my life. Spock and Bones shoved into couples counseling against their will hahahaha! Which then turns into awkward this-isn't-couples-counseling-anymore-since-now-I-know-you're-not-actually-a-couple-but-you-two-still-need-couseling counseling :'D

Right? Everyone would be doomed otherwise. Or the Enterprise would just be captainless because Jim ran off and got killed OTL

So. Awkward. Especially if they have to do some group sessions with other couples because that would be even worse. Maybe they'd actually try harder not to fight if it means they won't have to go through that again. MAYBE.

The Enterprise crew does not need to see Jim die again. Nope. :C

Oh. Hi. I didn't see you there.

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PREPARE FOR HIGH LEVELS OF SASS

SASSING RIGHT BACK AT YOU

HMPH

/SMUGFACE

I'M SO DONE

I DID NOT REALIZE HUMANS WERE QUITTERS, DOCTOR.

I'M NOT QUITTING I'M TAKING A BREAK

I DID NOT REALIZE YOU NEEDED BREAKS, DOCTOR

I NEED A BREAK FROM YOU

THAT IS UNNECESSARY. I AM NOT AN ACTIVITY, DOCTOR.

NO BUT YOU ARE A HEADACHE