+1 snarky colonel necromancer mage thing person

[rappigdinner]

Hello there, everyone!

c: My name is Snarky, and I am new here, and I will be bringing in Colonel Jade Curtiss from the video game Tales of the Abyss. He is a borderline sociopathic genius who likes to amuse himself by teasing people and can therefore be kind of an asshole. He means well, though. Maybe. In general. Sometimes. But he's also quite curious and interested in how things work and knowing things, so he may yet prove himself useful by researching things here. \o/ Military rank aside, his other main role is a scientist of a sort, after all.

Don't mind him if you see him dissecting monster corpses, though... they're most interesting, you see. :3

Anyway, I can be reached on either AIM or plurk at sargentsnarky so please feel free to friend me or hit me up for plotting, etc. (Also for the record, I'm going to be out of town this weekend)

I look forward to trolling playing with you all!

Comments

[deathscore]

Bad Jade. Put down the scalpel.

[rappigdinner]

You mean this scalpel? Sure - hold still a moment....

[deathscore]

WOW NO HOW ABOUT YOU PUT THAT ON THE GROUND?

[rappigdinner]

Are you sure? I am certain it would look quite fetching in your shoulder.

[deathscore]

Or you could shove it right back up your ass, how's that?

[selfmotivations]

Aw yis.

[rappigdinner]

Let's do this!

[thefour]

ahhhh be gentle with Milla, she's perfect troll-bait ;o;

[rappigdinner]

oh don't worry he'll only be completely terrible!

[thefour]

yes good

[deathscore]

Jade. Jade. She's totally hot...

...let's tease the shit out of her.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

necromancer, you say :>>

[rappigdinner]

yesss. >_> He's not really a necromancer, though he tried in his own fashion when he was younger to resurrect the dead via what amounts to magical cloning.... He would scavenge corpses after battles for research data, which - along with the rumors of his goal - caused him to be given the moniker 'The Necromancer.' v__v Sadly in the world he is from, raising the dead is impossible, so he cannot truly live up to his nickname...

[wickedthiswaycomes]

ooooh


WELL


Seiga here is a capable necromancer. but. it's still a secret shhh


she's got zombie-vampires stored up in various places around somarium

[rappigdinner]

>D Excellent.

ahaha actually his failure to bring back a certain deceased someone is still a super sore spot with him, and he doesn't really truly 100% understand death anyway, so I imagine he will be extremely interested in Seiga's actual necromancy if it ever comes up. :3

[madcuriosity]

WELCOME TO SOMARIUM!

I'm Jax! I hope you like it here!

I play:

Alice Pleasance Liddell || Alice's Adventures in Wonderland/Alice Through the Looking Glass || madcuriosity
Princess Aurora || Sleeping Beauty || cursedtosleep
Jing || King of Bandits: Jing || steals4fun
Ritsuka Aoyagi || Loveless || in_loveless_memory
Neo-Queen Serenity/Sailor Cosmos || Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon || moonlit_star
Princess Snow White || Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs || onebadapple


AGAIN, WELCOME TO SOMARIUM!

[rappigdinner]

Thank you, Jax! c: I look forward to interacting with some of your characters!

and then secretly feeling bad when Jade is invariably an ass to them or at least when he is a jerk to Ritsuka and the princesses....

[madcuriosity]

They can handle it.